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Friday Fun!

Post by TerryBoots » Fri Sep 23, 2016 9:03 pm

I maintain you have to have a chuckle or your knees will buckle. If you don't snicker, hope will flicker. Without a yuk, you're out of luck. (I could go on . . .)

This weekend's fun share is MY ALO TOLD ME THIS OUTLANDISH LIE! So share the most outlandish lie you have been told recently. No long stories, no need for background, keep it short and to the point!

So here is my share of the most outlandish lie I heard from my ALO recently: "You didn't come home last night." "Yes I did. When I came home you were already asleep. I left before you woke up."

There you go. What outlandish story have YOU heard?

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Re: Friday Fun!

Post by Trying » Fri Sep 23, 2016 9:13 pm

What a fabulous idea. Thank you.

One of my favorites was that he pawned the stilts to buy gas for the car.

Also, he snuck out the back door and left to "get matches".

And, "I'll be there in a few".

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Re: Friday Fun!

Post by roadrunner » Sun Sep 25, 2016 6:27 pm

My free standing 5' tall yellow cub board was stolen - "I didn't take your cub board - you never had one." "Then what's this stuff doing on the floor?" "I don't know - its always been there".

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Re: Friday Fun!

Post by grateful » Mon Sep 26, 2016 8:06 pm

Him: D***, I got a speeding ticket today!!!!
Me: Oh-oh!
Him: It wasn't my fault!!!
Me: Whose fault was it that you got a speeding ticket?
Him: The guy who got sick and I had to take his route. If I had my route, I would have known where the speed traps were.
Me: You know what?
Him: What?
Me: It really wasn't his fault?
Him: Really? Whose fault was it then? :?
Me: It was your Dad's fault.
Him: My Dad's? :|
Me: Yes, if he had never signed for your beginner's license, you would have never gotten a real license and then driven truck and gotten that speeding ticket.
Him: Steaming :evil:
Me: No, gasp, gasp, gasp. It wasn't your Dad's hiccup fault. It was your Mom's fault. If she had never given birth to you, you wouldn't have been 16 when your Dad signed for your beginner's license which led to you driving truck which led to you getting a speeding ticket. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Him: Storming out the door. Slam, slam, slam. :evil: :evil: :evil:
Me: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: gasp, gasp, gasp, hiccup, hiccup, hiccup. :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Friday Fun!

Post by Matildasmommy1014 » Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:52 pm

"I'm on my way home"

*He's been gone for two day without contact* "I swear I can pass a drug test"

Me: So you spent the money you made?
AH: No, I can even take a picture of it to prove it to you
*comes home with no money*

Me: Why didn't you call for 24 hours
AH: There was no cell phone service anywhere and no one had a land line
Me: So there were no gas stations or stores around for you to use their phone
AH: No
Me: Where the f*&@ were you AMISH LAND!?
*we live in PA*

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Re: Friday Fun!

Post by Steeni » Sun Oct 02, 2016 9:23 pm

"It's no big deal."

Yeah, sure. :roll: It's always a big deal when he says that.

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